Unaware of the Common Metaphor, Beef Bus Driver Parks in Front of TunaTown

Huntington Beach, CA - Beef Bus Cold Meat Transportation delivery driver Juanardo el Naranja was both embarrassed and confused by the rapacious laughter that occurred when he parked his vehicle in a small shopping center, Thursday. El Naranja was on his normal cured meat, cheese and out-of-date fashion magazine route when, due to road construction, he had to detour and park his van across the street from his normal delivery drop. Unwittingly, el Naranja became a living double entendre as he placed his truck in park right in front of the Tuna Town sea food reaturant and laundry-mat. "I have park here to deliver mi carne" he said, "when I see young boy like...ten y three. He laugh at me. I no! Why he laugh?"

And yet, laugh he did. Along with semi-nude model and housewife Elixabuff Salanfork who found parking the Beef Bus truck right in font of Tuna Town quite hilarious. "I can't believe that he would park there," she said still recovering from an elongated guffaw. The hysteria of the event soon took a new level as el Naranja quickly moved his quality cured meat and magazine delivery truck over one block to park in front of the local watering hole the Happy Clam.  To his dismay, the middle-school delight followed him as two youths riding skateboards pointed and laughed at the visual limerick that met them.

"I have never had such disrespect" amid the laughter of even the most respectable businness professional pedestrian walking passed, he continued "I am leaving for lunch. I will estride over to the Tamale Wagon to get my satisfaction."  A nun walking past giggled at the exclamation.

Overcome with embarrassment that soon built to into rage el Naranja yelled to the gathering crowd, "I am respectable businessman. I drove the Beef Buss into Beaverton...Oregon for many years."  Amid the increasing all out-laughter of everone near el Naranja, an eighth grade intramural basketball player shouted from the crowd. "Haha, then where did you work?"  Still making a stand for his respectable career, Mr. el Naranja stated "I satisfied many as a Hot Sausage delivery driver. Before that, I was a pressure washer in Quiverbone, Kentucky."  Soon the laughter of the mass of public walking near the scene was too much for Mr. Juanardo el Naranja an he left the scene.

In a follow up interview, el Naranja stated "I am just humble man. I no wish ill and sickness or Tom Cruise  on any peronas. I start working as delivery as young boy ten years ago for Red Hot Intercourse meat company in SexSexSex, Texas...you know where that small town is? No? It is south, southwest of Fornication, Oklahoma. Why do you giggle at me? I am a Considerable Member of my Church.  Why do all laugh at me?"

el Naranja swiftly ended the interview and has refused comment since.