Spokane, WA-Finkridge Elderjist is mad as hell. His only problem is, he can remember why. Elderjist is 82, and a former member of the Beckenhurst Rotary Club but, his anger, says Elderjist, "does not stem from his membership in said club. I think?" There are many things that bother him in this world: The price of gas, the war in Iraq, teenagers, people who drive to fast, people who drive to slow, etc. But these things 'really just annoy him.' No, Finkridge is mad for a very specific and personally offensive reason but is not sure what that reason is. "This young chap in a car almost ran me over last Thursday" said Elderjist "I got mad, but thats not it. I mean, I was a teen once. He was just in a hurry. No one got hurt." Elderjist is an active member of the local Republican Party but he said his "interest is politics comes and goes so thats probably not why" he is so mad.
"One day last week, I was watching something on TV and all of the sudden there was this scene of a naked woman." Elderjis clarified that it was only her backside but he was still frustrated with the moral decay of society. I his day, this would not stand. Surely this is what is bothering him. "No, I don't need to write a letter to the FCC. I mean, it was a beautiful backside and they show stuff like that on European TV all the time."
Finkridge "Kennedy Killer" Elderjist now lives his days in the lush gardens of Shady Tumbleweed Retirement Facility in Upper Spokane, but the questions still linger in his mind. "What was I so Mad about? I'm almost more mad that I can't remember why I was so mad. It's ridiculous!" He still hopes that he may remember. "I was so mad, at one point, I had to do something about it, but right then the Bridge Tournament was starting. You never want to miss the Bridge Tournament."
In the end, Elderjist says he may be better off. "I would probably just get myself in trouble, I still have my health and ten toes and ten finger...Hey! What happened to my little finger. Oh, someone is going to pay for this. They will pay dearly...Blood will spill for th...Oh its lunchtime! I love the rice pudding here. It reminds me of Martha's rice pudding. She made the best rice pudding with raisins and peanutbutt..."
"One day last week, I was watching something on TV and all of the sudden there was this scene of a naked woman." Elderjis clarified that it was only her backside but he was still frustrated with the moral decay of society. I his day, this would not stand. Surely this is what is bothering him. "No, I don't need to write a letter to the FCC. I mean, it was a beautiful backside and they show stuff like that on European TV all the time."
Finkridge "Kennedy Killer" Elderjist now lives his days in the lush gardens of Shady Tumbleweed Retirement Facility in Upper Spokane, but the questions still linger in his mind. "What was I so Mad about? I'm almost more mad that I can't remember why I was so mad. It's ridiculous!" He still hopes that he may remember. "I was so mad, at one point, I had to do something about it, but right then the Bridge Tournament was starting. You never want to miss the Bridge Tournament."
In the end, Elderjist says he may be better off. "I would probably just get myself in trouble, I still have my health and ten toes and ten finger...Hey! What happened to my little finger. Oh, someone is going to pay for this. They will pay dearly...Blood will spill for th...Oh its lunchtime! I love the rice pudding here. It reminds me of Martha's rice pudding. She made the best rice pudding with raisins and peanutbutt..."
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